This F Guy
There’s this guy
Who says “fuck” all the time
Fuck this
Fuck that
Every fucking every other word
That pours out of his mouth
Is fuck.
Fuck, he annoys me.
Smokes pot all fucking day
Angry as fuck
Mellow as fuck
Alternately
You name it
He’s fucked.
Fuck, just the other fucking day
He fucking calls me on the fucking phone
Just to say
“Fuck, Pete!
What the fuck?”
“I dunno,” I says,
“What the fuck with you?”
“Not fucking much.”
And he hangs up the fucking phone.
What the fuck?
He knows I’ll fucking call him back
‘Cuz he’s fuckin’ suicidal.
“You okay?”
“FUCK, yeah!”
“Then what the fuck?”
“Oh, fuck, I don’t fucking know, man.”
“Then … you’re okay, then.”
“Fuck, yeah.”
“Okay. ‘Cuz you scared the fuck out of me.”
“Oh fuck. I’m sorry.”
“Yeah. Well, take care now.”
“Fuck ––”
And I hear a distant bang
What seems to be a distant gun shot.
A moment passes.
I can hear a door open.
It’s his wife.
“Oh, fuck ––”
Pine Mountain Club, March 3, 2014
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